Comments on: United Airlines, why do you fuck me so?

By: pissedoff

pissedoff — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 04:58:00 +0000

FUCK UNITED!!! I flew biz class from dubai to dulles and the united agent erroneously left my emirates flier number in the reservation. I didn’t notice it and flew home, united will not credit me the miles and emirates has no record of the flight. United will not give me the miles without confirmation from emirates. Circular logic hell. The best part is that this would put me over into 1k territory with this fucking lame ass, incompetent airline. Paying 10k for a ticket and flying 90k miles in a year doesn’t get you service?? I will eventually sort this out somehow, but why the heck should I have to spend time on this crap???

By: boris7000001

boris7000001 — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:25:09 +0000

i totally here you, they totally fucked me over, charged me twice for flight, putting me into debt, do they give a fuck, hell no. flights are non refundable, united should be called, get ready to fucked over.

By: art Gomez

art Gomez — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:49:06 +0000

I had a similar experience this morning with UA. Plane is there, but broken down. Mechanics won't let it fly. Alright, they try to book everyone on other flights. The gate agent is visibly and audibly upset and confrontational with passengers. She can't handle the stress and has to leave for a 15 minute "break". When she returns it is a pissing contest with her.

Questions;
1) Is there minimum training within UA?
2) Is there adequate management within UA?
3) Are gate agents paid more than minimum wage?
4) Is morale low within UA?
5) Should my safety be of concern? What if this were an emergency situation? How would these people react?

My company no longer will fly with UA after this experience.

By: Sean

Sean — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:53:35 +0000

I agree. United has enjoyed fucking me at least twice; the most significant when I had to pay an additional $2500 for a “day of” booking – because although the knew the plane I was supposed to board at 6:30am never arrived at the airport at 10pm the prior evening. They never bothered to contact me. Consequently, I – and a couple hundred other “where the hell is my plane” passengers are staring red-eyed and confused, trying to find other flights. Had we know when THEY knew, no issue. We'd have been happily on our way. Instead, we arrived at the United Counter too late to catch another flight. Their answer: well, here's a $250 voucher for another flight. The math: that's – oh that's right. $2250 in the hole. Fuck you, United. I am counting your future with a sweep second hand.

By: JILLNESS

JILLNESS — Fri, 11 May 2007 07:49:34 +0000

ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto…………………………….I will not drive 1 hour to the airport and pay for parking and pay you $15 dollars for “helping” me book my flight using the “Customer Relations” voucher i received because the cabin of the plane FILLED UP WITH SMOKE!!! And I’m not going to take excuse from some douchebag in INDIA!!! At least i can take comfort in that they are probably making less than $2 a day so United is getting what they pay for.

By: JILLNESS

JILLNESS — Fri, 11 May 2007 07:49:00 +0000

By: JILLNESS

JILLNESS — Fri, 11 May 2007 07:46:11 +0000

i fucking hate those motherfucking airlines and couldn’t agree more with the guy who classified them as “I would only fly with a gun “

By: JILLNESS

JILLNESS — Fri, 11 May 2007 07:46:00 +0000

i fucking hate those motherfucking airlines and couldn’t agree more with the guy who classified them as “I would only fly with a gun “

By: Psykomike1

Psykomike1 — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:19:21 +0000

Sorry about the typos on unempowered. The wrong middle finger got all excited when trying to type the word as it is correctly spelled. That seems to happen frequently when anyone brings up the topic of Untied or UnAmerican Airlines. My bad for not proofreading. Best of luck.

By: Psykomike1

Psykomike1 — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:19:00 +0000